'Safe Bedside Table'

James McAdam Design
Honey! I hear someone breaking into the house, quick get the table!
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butter pen!

butter pen!
Um, I missed this golden goodie somehow. GO NOW. Make thyself a butterpen.

Vampire Bot

Robot a Day
This Vampire does not scare me. But it would if it could do scary things like turn into dust or fly or get into my house by tricking me into giving it my permission. Yeah, that kind of stuff would be scary.
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Cake Wrecks

Cake Wrecks
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Fish Lips

Rosy-Lipped Batfish- National Geographic
I needed this ridiculous picture here to keep my brain from shredding itself over the sunscreen issue.
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Drunk or Crazy?

Dark Roasted Blend: Drunk Builders & Mad Architects
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Misspelled tattoos

Stupidity forever.
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Face Paint

Funnbee.info: Freaky Face Paint
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I can see chair ballets comming.

Robotic Chair: RFID Robotic Chair Follows You Around For Constant Seating
Think of the applications!

Funny Hats

13 Above: Funny And Weird Hats
I have so much money, I will wear this ash tray on my head and it will be fab.
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LunaBlocks: Build Your Own Lego Furniture

LunaBlocks: Build Your Own Lego Furniture
Yessir, it would look great in my living room, right next to a weighted companion cube.

Yummmmy

Toxel.com / Incredible Sushi Art

Batty Man.

Ultrasonic Batgoggles - Instructables
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They are serious.

OBJECTIVE: Creation Education | Project Pterosaur

Apatosaurs: Still live in the jungles of the Congo. They are too large for our planned facilities (and especially for those of the church groups who would wish to borrow them) and breeding would be difficult given their presumably longer life cycle.
Plesiosaurs: Are reported living in many lakes and their carcasses have been found in the oceans by fishermen. However, they are notoriously difficult to find alive and would require a large and expensive aquatic facility to display them.
Trilobites: We know they still live in the oceanic depths from body parts that have been found washed ashore. They would require very expensive submersible vehicles and pressurized display tanks.
Velociraptors: Today terrorize the goat herders of Puerto Rico and are rumored to guard the remains of the Ark on Mt. Ararat. They have become vicious since the Fall as the result of the effects of genetic entropy, making them too dangerous for the sort of interactive public experience we have in mind.

Stickers for Mixers

FlameKA.com
Well you can get decals for just about anything these days.

Those must be some major big eggs.

Wooster Collective

THE worst.

The Handphone: Possibly The Worst Cellphone Concept Ever | from Wired

Dirty dirty minds.

Funny Church Signs
Don't miss page two.

Jolly Good Fun

monoface
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Only 172 days left until Halloween.

"Transforming Into Prime"-YouTube
In case you haven't decided what to wear for Halloween this year and you have some free time, a ten foot tall Transformer might be just the ticket.